Chuck Norris in IT

1. Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE

2. Chuck Norris is the Domain controller

3. Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0

4. Chuck Norris can ping 256.256.256.256 and get a reply.

5. Chuck Norris can hack into ANY bank with his palmtop.

6. Chuck Norris' computer boots into Windows XP Pro even though only DOS 2 is installed.

7. Chuck Norris' email address is ChuckNorris. He IS the internet domain.

8. Chuck Norris is mailer-daemon

9. Chuck Norris is Dr Watson

10. format c: is the request to have Chuck Norris come roundhouse kick your PC

11. Chuck Norris has Windows XP on his Apple MAC

12. Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error

13. Machine code is another name for Chuck Norris language

14. Chuck Norris CPU doesn't have a fan

15. Chuck Norris can write DVDs on floppy drive

16. Chuck Norris invented the internet

17. Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad

18. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked his 14400k modem & thats how we got ADSL

19. Chuck Norris's Dot matrix printer prints photos - in colour

20. Chuck Norris uses Notepad as a database

21 Chuck Norris' PC speaker gives him 7.1 DTS surround sound

22. Chuck Norris monitor has no glare...no-one glares at Chuck Norris

23. Chuck Norris can edit PDF files

24. Chuck Norris rips CDs with his hands

25. Chuck Norris can download Metallica mp3s using Naspter

26. Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail

27. Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard

28. Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros

29. Chuck Norris website has never had a hit - Nobody hits Chuck Norris' website