A little boys revenge - a must read

> A little boy about 12 years old is
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> flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of
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> "a house of ill repute" and knocked on the door.
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> When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he
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> wanted.
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> He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have
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> money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
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> The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
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> told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the
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> girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said "No".
> He said, "I
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> heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love
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> with Amber.
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> THAT'S the girl I want."
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> Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
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> the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed
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> down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes
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> later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and
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> headed out the door.
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> The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in
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> the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?
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> " He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my
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> Parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with
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> a baby-sitter.
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> After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she
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> just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get
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> the disease that I just caught.
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> When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On
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> the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the disease.
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> Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to
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> bed and have sex and Mum will catch it.
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> In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the
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> milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease, and HE'S the
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> bstard who ran over my FROG!"
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