Monday, November 27, 2006

CASE DISMISSED!!!

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659

CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the
man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to
another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the
man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested. The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to
say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition.

She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins
are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign
that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's
Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT,
your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident".. I just
lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!!

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