Confucius say...

> Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

> Confucius say...
> Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

> Confucius say...
> Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

> Confucius say...
> He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.

> Confucius say...
> Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

> Confucius say...
> Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long.

> Confucius say...
> Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.

> Confucius say...
> Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

> Confucius say...
> Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

> Confucius say....
> Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

> Confucius say...
> Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

> Confucius say...
> Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts

> Confucius say...
> He who run behind bus get exhausted.

> Confucius say:
> Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

> Confucius say...
> Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

> Confucius say...
> He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.

> Confucius say...
> All women look same in dark