Chain Letter, Response

Hello, Everybody,

I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f***ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and
everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?

"Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish,
I'll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of
bulls**t. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into
my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was
started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to the USA by midget pilgrims on the
Mayflower. F**k them.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something
mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest
friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive
a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't
f***ing care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's
your own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening
to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If
it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel
guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead
elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll
receive if you forward this email.

Oh, by the way all you idiots out there...NO COMPANY HAS ANY WAY
OF TRACKING E-MAIL OUTSIDE THEIR SYSTEM -NO, NOT EVEN
MICROSOFT!!!

THERE IS NO SUCH TECHNOLOGY YET!!!!!! AND IF THERE WERE, IT
WOULD PROBABLY BE AGAINST THE LAW TO TRACK IT FOR PRIVACY MATTERS.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning
your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.